Or Wake up and be awesome if you are the non violent type! I am not usually a fan of fighting but I do not have a problem with Punching Today, Monday, in the face. Poor Monday. It’s not his fault that he comes right after the freakin’ weekend. I bet if anybody is in need of motivation, it would be poor, sad Monday. Can you imagine dragging your @#$ out of bed every week knowing that everybody hates you? I have just talked myself out of wanting to punch today in the face. Now all I want to do is give poor Monday a hug. Maybe we can try kicking Tuesday around for awhile and see how he likes it!
The point I am trying to make is that you gotta get up, get out there and take control of your day like a Boss baby! Do not let even one of those seven days a week own you. YOU OWN THEM! Pinch, Kick, or Karate Chop those little s.o.b’s into submission! Maybe just give Monday a little break. He has been through enough!